"Shove it up your ass, Dad!"

I was having one of those evenings with the kids where they are not happy with me and I am not happy with them. Battle of the parent/child. I'm getting old for this stuff. I told Matt that maybe I had kids too late in life. I also told him that having kids is going to kill me. I have another sixteen years of this battle. I told Matt that maybe I should start drinking but then I would be a worse mother because I would be a drunk. He replied with, "You must not be that bad of a mother since the kids always want you and they tell me, shove it up your ass, dad."
I have to admit that line got me to smile. I disagreed with him but he said it's pretty much true. Poor Matt.